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Warm up your mojo, its gonna be busy! everything from Swingers, Austin Powers, and MST3K to the Aquabats,SKankin' Pickle,Reel Big Fish and other general coolness...

gimme some time to build up de page. Houses Of Mojo dont happen overnight you know...
until then...just watch the Dancin' Polka Chick (see link below)! Or if you wanna be a cool guy like me, SIGN MY GUEST BOOK! You know you want to.

 		The Magic SUMO. Rub his belly, get good luck!!!

Click down below here to go somewhere. Or don't.
See if it hurts me any. Bastard.

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Continue on to the PATIO OF MOJO!
Running out of room in the HOUSE OF MOJO so follow on to the patio for more coolness!



Sites De Mi Amigos
Tired of this bad ass site? Try one of these pimps' sites! These are pages for everyone i know that actually HAS a site. And hey, maybe I'll add some people that I DONT know and pretend that theyre my friends so I'll seem cooler!


OOMPA CHICK!!
Marvel at the incredible DANCING CHICK as she grooves to some funky POLKA tunes! Keep this site permanently on your computer, It NEVER gets old!!!


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Only people have escaped the WILD MOJO